If you are one of the increasing number of small dick losers to crawl out of the woodwork, then you must be held accountable for your ‘Short Cummings’ . The current Small Dick Tax tariff at the House of Deelight is as follows:
Under 5 inches – £25.00
Under 4 Inches – £50.00
Under 3 Inches – £75.00
Under 2 Inches – £100.00
Confess via email and send your tax (amazon.co.uk gift certificate) and photo to firstname.lastname@example.org at once!