Exposed – £75 Small Dick Tax for Loser Eddie

If you are one of the increasing number of small dick losers to crawl out of the woodwork, then you must be held accountable for your ‘Short Cummings’ .  The current Small Dick Tax tariff at the House of Deelight is as follows:

Under 5 inches – £25.00

Under 4 Inches – £50.00

Under 3 Inches – £75.00

Under 2 Inches – £100.00

Confess via email and send your tax ( gift certificate) and photo to at once!

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