Online Domination

Search engine referrals tell no lies, I can see how many of you worthless rodents are desperate to worship a Goddess from afar… too timid, too busy, too afraid to meet me in the flesh, you wish for nothing more than the slightest bit of attention from me.  A teeny weeny bit of recognition of the fact that you actually exist?  Well, if you want me to know you are there, STOP sneaking about my site and email me

grovel for my attention and give me a sensible reason why I should acknowledge your mere existence.

There is no point in sneaking about, I KNOW you are watching!