Slave Vacancy

CHAUFFEUR REQUIRED

I am seeking a Slave to serve  as my chauffeur in Bristol and the surrounding areas (25 mile radius).  You will be well-mannered, presentable and able to make yourself available with 24 hours notice of an appointment.  Reliability is paramount and references are preferred.  Your duty will normally involve collecting me from the train station then transporting me to and from the location of my appointment, within Bristol.  However on occasions there will be a requirement for you to drive me slightly further afield.

To apply to serve me, you must email me at miss.deelight@yahoo.co.uk . The most worthy applications only, will be considered.  Please include your location, contact information and a recent photograph.  (All information will remain strictly confidential).

You must own your own presentable and legal vehicle and hold a full UK Driving licence.