You little, perverted slaves who drop by and sneakily browse my site, holding your little maggot cocks in your hand whilst dreaming of a fix of Miss Deelight, should all be ashamed of yourselves. One mystery slave has shone above the lot of you! This Mistress was beaming from ear to ear earlier this week when a knock at the door delivered me my long wished for iPad. Not the iPad 2 that was on my wish list, No! I received a beautiful iPad 3 aka The New iPad with 32gb memory. Whoever you are, my Deelightful secret admirer, I thank you!
The rest of you take note – Phone lines will be open tomorrow. I expect you to call and grovel!